2 Nov 2009 7:52 AM

Thought I'd share a funny one with you all!

Lipstick in schools------Priceless!

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. 
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the  bathroom That was
fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they  would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little
lip  prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).   
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how
much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers .... and then there are educators.

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13 Sep 2009 7:54 AM

As most of you know ( Touchy Feely ) is a physical expression of adult playfulness ...when done in the right circumstances it can be a fun enjoyable way to keep your relationship strong and unstale.

Nothing worse than having the disadvantage of being the touchy feely one and never having the advantage of a partner whom enjoys it.
Not obsessive not daily and only in private nothing real life altering just gentle tugs from behind and caressing their arm as they walked by or just planting a soft kiss on their head while they lay asleep or just massaging their shoulders or feet.

How about the being chased around the table and wrestling down to the floor type of play?.. is that so wrong? What do you all think?
I'd like your take on the touchy feely subject..can some of you shed a light as to why a Man or Woman would not like the private touchy feely play?

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30 Aug 2009 1:23 PM

In todays society people look at magazines and celebrities to define an image of what sexy is. Sexy is not something most of us are born with...just like any trait we have to aquire it like getting a PHD or becoming a celebrity. Take someone like say, Tom Cruise, in an uncelebrity state he would be just your avarage Joe!
With close attention, he's not so good looking...he has a large nose has a small body frame and if you think about it..he could have been your next door neighbor for years and maybe cute guy may have come to mind .. but sexy? not as much.

To me a Sexy Man can be any age... but Prime Sexy would be between 50's and 60's a Man whom takes pride in his apearance and behavior, a true Gentleman! He can be short, tall, thin, thick, bald or hairy.

A sexy man always dresses clean, smells nice (after shave) or cologne... hair neatly combed, neatly kept facial hair if any and or clean smooth shaven... A sexy Man is also defined by his mannerism, he opens doors and treats a woman any woman wether its his wife a friend or a stranger like a Lady no matter what she looks like or her age and does so in any aspect of his daily routine.

A Sexy Man always compliments his Woman .. winks at her when he's at a distance, likes kissing the back of her neck while she's cooking, he likes gazing in her eyes just because, he comforts and nurtures her makes her oppinions count,, makes her feel like a princess.... and she will react possitively to him.

These are just some examples that a Sexy Man is not defined by a celebrity good looks or a body builder. A sexy Man can be any Man... So Love yourself guys! and be all the Sexy you can be...WE WOMEN LOVE IT!

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27 Aug 2009 5:44 PM

Most of us will be subjected to the inevitable booty call at some point in our lives.
Whether you are married, single in or out of a relationship chemistry is all around us we are creatures of desires wants and needs.
How we handle the Booty Call is what is important.

For most Men a booty call is just some casual sex, a moment of excitement and passion no strings attached (non-emotional) during most booty calls there will be no talk about anything but the sex at hand. For most Women, a booty call may be perceived as more, the passion shared and the overwhelming excitement of the moment begins to re-wire our brains into thinking wow! he is so passionate so strong and so attentive to my needs! that before you know it you think there is more than that happening and in most cases you will wait for the call that never comes.

When we find ourselves vulnerable due to lack of a partner/ mate or because our current partner is not giving us the attention we need you can truly make the booty call mistake very easily! Now ladies if you just want the sex and nothing more then more power to ya!  have at it! but if you feel you want to know beforehand to be prepared you'll need to consider some of the signs...so you wont be hurt by it.

                  ****(How to recognize the booty caller)****
**The booty caller will never say they love you but only during sex.
**They never invite you out unless it has some relation to sex.
**They never bring anything unless is to be used for sex.
**Will call you from time to time to get more sex.
**Will almost never kiss your mouth but onlyy during sex.
**The emails and phone calls end shortly after the booty call.
**They will never sit and talk with you unless it has some sexual dialogue.
**They only compliment you before the booty call almost never afterward.
**They want to have sex on the first date <- very important one to remember.
**They never want to get to know you first...go out have dinner or a movie.
**They are not very interested in what you're thinking or feeling.

I was lucky enough to have a Brother whom bluntly advises me how Men think and how to quickly get rid of the booty callers.

In all retrospect of this blog I was identifying "myself" in the matter mostly ... and since I am a straight female then of course it related mostly to the <Male> aspect of my view. But yes folks it can go either way...the booty caller may in fact be Male or Female..hetero or gay.. does not matter which we all have needs, wants, desires fantasies and some of us are bolder in persuing them than others. It is only my opinion and have had many a personal friends both Male and Female that have been through the hurt of not realizing they've just been the subject of the Booty Caller.



I hope this helps someone out there.

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5 Jul 2009 11:10 AM

OK Folks sooooo you find yourself alone after so many years in a marriage or relationship... and regardless of how it ended, friendly, unfriendly, you were dumped, they dumped you, its not going to be easy.
I found that all the planning I made in my head and the preparation to be truly prepared for the inevitable just did not turn out at all what I thought it would be. You can never really be prepared for the emotion that will follow.
I don't care what anyone tells you! It is a swarm of emotions. 

Its like writing a 50 chapter book and just when you are almost done writing it someone throws it in the fireplace and you had no copies of it,  just memorized snippets of each chapter or still had some of the photographs you were going to use.

Now what?  when my relationship dissolved, it was a mutual agreement.
Our children were all grown and have their own lives so we (He) decided to sell our home and move apart.

I stayed in my current state he moved out of state. When the movers finished bringing in all my belongings into my new place and I was all alone for what was going to be the first day of the rest of my life, I just sat on the floor and sobbed and sobbed and sobbed...I then fell asleep there between boxes of dishes and bathroom and kitchen cleaning products.

The next morning I was feeling a bit better but had no Idea how long I would have to deal with these new emotional (unplanned) struggles. My friends would come by to show support and some comfort and I felt better when they were with me, but they too had their own lives to tend to and could not stay and babysit a grown woman forever! After getting my place together I decided it was time to put on a strong face, He my ex, had moved on fairly quickly with new amorous relationships ( his way of dealing with his emotional struggles) and I just continued doing my day to day as if we had not separated. I continued to work and see friends, visit with my Family and friends.

After a few months, My friends were at me ... always trying to get me to date someone or just go out and enjoy myself hang out and have a blast!! I knew they meant well and I also knew they were right! but how do you tell your heart what your head knows you are supposed to do? The connection between the 2 is just not there!

How do I find a new love of my life when the love of my life still resides in my heart?

Some people would say...go ahead! do what he did!
Have amorous relationships ...ohh you mean BOOTIE CALLS? those can only create new and improved problems that most folks whom do, end up with more than they bargained for.

As the months have gone by I can tell you it does get better, I am living proof that the heart grows a little accustomed each and every day to the fact that you are on your own...and to make the best of it! I can say that I am beginning to enjoy my solitude, my freedom to do things just because!

Try using this time you are alone to rediscover yourself..to enjoy doing things just for you...and when you least expect it the right person will come along...and you'll have the right attitude to start something fresh and new!

Good luck to all whom are in this and similar situations.

Enjoy your life for now! celebrate your freedom to express yourself!

Liv

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