17 Nov 2009 7:50 PM

well i knew i had a lot of friends in o50s but when you have a crisis you see how good they are.this is a very special thank you to all my friends new and old good and special that took the time to comment on my blog about nastiness.i thank you all for your concern and caring to what had happened. you are all truly special people that im proud to have as friends.THANKYOU from my heart liz (dwight) xxxxxx((((hugs))))

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12 Nov 2009 9:23 PM

well here i am with some news that many of you may not know about but will tell a little story first.
i joined the over 50s about 9 months ago i think and have since that first day met many good friends and some very special ones.
have had many laughs and many nightly chats.there is not a day goes by when i don't go into the room to say hi to everyone,and if i do miss some days there is always a reason for it.well i have met met people and a couple that come to hand are rise and shine and brandy.i thought these two people were nice to chat to and often talk about different things,until the night of 12th november when i got accused of something and still don't know what mind you by rise and shine. but to make matters worse she hurled abuse at me and didn't wait for a response from me she just signed straight out.so either she doesn't have the balls to stay and battle it out or she realized she got her facts wrong and made a quick exit.no matter which way it is i do have the balls to stay and battle so if you have something to say to me rise come in the room and say it and have the decency to wait for a response instead of running of.

well theres only one more thing i have to say.everyone needs to know that when they are chatting to brandy they are actually chatting with rise and shine.brandy is one of her alter egos.

thats all thanks bye

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27 Oct 2009 11:02 AM

applications are invited for the position of manager of a lively team of four demanding individuals of differing needs and personalities.the successful applicant will be required to perform and co-ordinate the following functions:companion, counselor,financial manager, buying officer ,teacher,nurse,chef,nutritionist,decorator,cleaner,driver,child care supervisor,social secretary and recreation officer.
QUALIFICATIONS;
applicants must have unlimited drive and the strongest sense of responsibility if they are to succeed in this job. they must be independent and self-motivated,and be able to work in isolation and without supervision.they must be skilled in the management of people of all ages. they must be able to work under stress,for long periods of time if necessary.they must flexibility to perform a number of conflicting tasks at the one time without tiring.they must have the adaptability to handle all new developments in the life of the team,including emergencies and serious crisis's.they must be able to communicate on a range of issues with people of all ages,including public servants,school teachers,doctors,dentists,tradespeople,business people,teenagers and children.they must be competent in the practical skills listed above.they must be healthy,creative,active and outgoing,to encourage the physical and social development of the team members. they must have imagination,sensitivity,warmth,love and understanding since they are responsible for the mental and emotional well-being of the team.
HOURS OF WORK;;;
all waking hours and a 24hour shift when necessary.
PAY;;;;;
no salary or wage.allowances by arrangement,from time to time,with the income earner member of the team.the successful applicant may be required to hold a second job, in addition to the one advertised here.
BENEFITS;;;;;;
no guaranteed holidays,no guaranteed sick leave,maternity leave or long service leave.no guaranteed life or accident insurance.no worker's compensation.no superannuation.
if this sounds good to you then please put application in.

i reckon the girls will relate to this one LOL

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27 Oct 2009 10:31 AM

you gotta love this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
take you time and see if you can read each line aloud without making a mistake.
the average person over 40 years of age cannot do it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.this is this cat
2.this is is cat
3.this is how cat
4.this is to cat
5.this is keep cat
6.this is an cat
7.this is old cat
8.this is fart cat
9.this is busy cat
10.this is for cat
11.this is forty cat
12.this is seconds cat

now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and i betcha' you cannot resist passing it on lol
HOPE YOU LIKE THIS ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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24 Oct 2009 5:15 PM

it takes half as long to get tired and twice as long to get rested.
your children are going through puberty just when you are facing menopause.
you get your mords wixed and some words just drip out altogether,as if....
its when everything starts to click-your elbows,knees and neck.
you realise that youll never live long enough to try out all the recipes you have spent 30 years cutting out of magazines.
its not only later than you think,its sooner than you suspect.
its when your faced with two parties,and you choose the one that gets you home by nine o'clock
you work yourself to death to live better










everything hurts -what doesn't hurt doesn't work
the gleam in your eyes is the sun hitting your bifocals
you feel like the morning after,but you haven't been anywhere
you get winded playing cards
your children begin to look middle aged
a dripping tap causes an uncontrollable urge
you join a health club but don't go
you know all the answers,but no-one asks you the questions
you look forward to a dull evening
you need glasses to find your glasses
you sit in a rocking chair,but you cant make it go
you buckle, but your belt wont
your back goes out more than you do
you sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there
its when you do your ironing with fly spray instead of starch
its when you put toothpaste on your leg ulcers instead of medi cream
your birthday cake collapses from th weight of the candles
your house is to big and your medicine cabinets not big enough
most of the names in your phone list are names ending with MD
you look at yourself in the nude in a full length mirror, and thank god for clothes
you bend down to tie up your shoe laces,and wonder what else you can do while down there
you regularly trip over,just to keep in practice
you might feel young at heart,but it's all the other parts of your body that you're worried about
you know you'd like to feel young, but you can't remember why.



hope you find this one funny dwight

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