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28 Jun 2008 3:49 PM

I did it boys, I actually did it!!
As part of the rejuvenation of our kitchen (see previous ad naseam blogs) I organised a daring, one-man, covert action to infiltrate behind enemy lines and eliminate part of their infrastructure.
Under cover of darkness, in the late hours of the evening and using my son's glowing Micky Mouse watch as a light source, I snuck into the kitchen (single file) and established the whereabouts of the objectives..left-hand bench, cupboard 3, both shelves.
With frightening speed I overpowered the targets and secured them in an unmarked, extra strength garbage bag which I expedited to the wheelie bin (Recycling). I then avoided detection by enemy radar by returning to the house via the rear patio-door......mission accomplished.
All was quiet for the remainder of the night, however the quiet pf the morning air was shattered by the alarm cry of "WHERE'S ALL OF MY TUPPERWARE GONE???"
Yes my friends, that scourge of husbands everywhere, that unsolvable mystery of "which lid goes with this one?", that constantly shifting and unstackable mass of coloured plastic has been eradicated from Ozzville. 
However, I did notice Mrs Ozz reading some literature the other night which appeared to contain the words party-plan in a number of places, so maybe the battle is won, but the war still rages on....stand by for further despatches

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