4 Nov 2009 6:04 PM

well ive been told its a good cure for all ills--so after being kinda forced into it i thort,why the heck i have nothin to loose.So up the long foot path i climbed--towing my presious bundle-=I see a cloud over head--yippee i might be let off the hook--I was sure that little man above was there to save me--how wrong couild i have been--he was only tricking--dont be a lazy devil rooty--get on with it--enjoy it-give it a go-you look like a champ--see--i knew u could do it--cold and wet and miserable--but with a smile on the dial i came away feelin pretty darned pleezed with myself--YES==ive got this sussed--just you wait til next time==i"l be wingin my way to the prize table..How wrong could i have been--c*ckY , i'd call it.==Beaut afternoon--couldnt be better--straight down the first fairway--oops no way--just slightly over to the left and under the nearest tree==how the heck do i get out of here--short of talking sweetly to the passing Rabbit==there she goes--why on earth wasnt that shot the first one==came close to the green==hang on this should be a doddle--oh no-ball shoots right off the green--5 putts later that ruddy little ball went in its little hole.  Sorry folks, but it was alll down hill from here on--cept for the very last hole--if my 2 putts into the last hole had been the same all game i would for sure be up there with Tiger Woods!! My verdict after 3 games of golf is that although the excersize must be doing some good--i sure as heck dont think this is anything like it is cracked up to be===but im sure it had something to do with the ball size and of course the clubs were way too short****

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