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Welcome to stelle's blog!

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17 Jul 2008 10:53 PM

once upon a time, when i was young. and  all my hopes and dreams were shiny bright. i knew that i was born to find a way. to forge a path from darkness into light i saw my self with armour, sword and shield. astride  a milk white steed. with hooves of gold.....but then i put away my childish dreams..... and set about the task of growing old. which business was accomplishedin trice. well within the blinking of the eye? the decades mere acquaintances. they came touched my brow. and then just hurried by. such years as lie ahead, are very few, ;;to precious to be squanderd on regret;; tho? memories invade and claim the mind. with echoes of those high ideas unmet. and yet..... and here,s the wonder, here,s the joy... with my heart, that far -off light still gleams. for parting mists reveal a milk white steed. caparisoned in daisy- chains and dreams......



 
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10 Jul 2008 11:03 PM

the minister said to his wife; i,m off to give my lecture to the womem s quild. what,s your  subject?his wife asked. he was to embarrassed to tell  her, it was about sex. so he said; sailing;  the following day, his wife met one of the quild. in the super market. the woman said; your husband gave a very impressive lecture last night; very informative;  that,s funny said the vicars wife? he,s only done it twice.?the first time he threw up? and the second time his hat blew off. phe



 
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3 Jul 2008 9:40 PM

my freind took his dog to the pictures, he said he was getting bored at home. he didn, think it was fair on rex, to leave him indoors a lone.  rex sat on his seat as good as gold, his eyes were glued to the screen. he nearly laughed his socks off at the comedy duo team? he bit his nails in tremuluos fear, when the hero was involved in a fight. my freind held his paw  and said, don,t worry  he,ll be all right.? rex jumped up and down with excitement, during the crazy car race. when the lovers finally got married, you should have seen the look on his face? when the villains received  their  come-uppance. rex  nearly danced with glee. he cheered and clapped at the end of the film, an extraordinary sight to see {{ the man next to rex ;; that,s amazing something you just woudn,t credit;;:: i know, said my freind im very surprized cos, he hated the book when he read .    hope you like it,      cheeers stelle





 
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2 Jul 2008 9:38 PM

i went to see my freind last week; she doesn,tlive to far, slapped on a bit of makeup, then went to check my car. topped  the oil and water, were the brake lights showing red? were the indicators working; did the tyres have some thread? i,d just my insurance and my tax wasn,t late.  my m. o. t. in order, so everything is great,hand-free mobile by my side- my goodness aren,t i flash? i,m  driving at a steady pace;don,t want to crash.that guy is not signalling, is he going left or right? i nearly crossed the junction and he gave me such a fright? here,s a guy who,s got a mobile attached to his ear.  talking 19 to a dozen, how on earth doe,s he change gear? and a guy who,s doing 60. in a 30. speed limit. he,s come up right behind me. want,s to overtake-dimwit!  im on a bend, he sped right past, i shouted in my fright, i don,t think he was bovverd,; as he raced right of my sight. well;; i think i,l give up driving  and go everywhere by bus? i can sit down in some comfort, and let the  driver fuss. oh?  this is much more like it.watching  traffic,  pass me by. i should have done it years ago, you ought to have a try.                            cheers stelle

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25 Jun 2008 11:19 PM

a farmers bull charged and gored his mother= in=law, so badly. that she died. a huge crowd turned out to the funeral.  following the burial, the vicar said; this lady must  have been popular. just look at the  number of people who left their work. to come to her funeral. theyre not here for  the funeral?  said one of the farmers, they  come to bid for the bull.    cheers stelle



 
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