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Welcome to sunnyside's blog!
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3 Mar 2008 8:21 AM
You Might Be in a Texas Church if...
# The doors are never locked.
# The Call to Worship is Y'all come on in!
# The Preacher says, I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering, and five guys stand up.
# The restrooms are outside.
# Opening day of deer hunting season is recognized as an official church holiday.
# A member requests to be buried in his four-wheel drive truck because, I ain't ever been in a hole it couldn't get me out of.
# In the annual stewardship drive there is at least one pledge of two calves.
# Never in its entire 100-year history has one of its pastors had to buy any meat or vegetables.
# Prayers regarding the weather are a standard part of every worship service.
# A singing group is known as the OK Chorale. (as in OK Corral, the movie)
# The church directory doesn't have last names.
# The pastor wears boots.
# The only time people lock their cars in the parking lot, is during the summer and then only so their neighbors can't leave them a bag of squash.
# There is a special fund-raiser for a new septic tank.
# Finding and returning lost sheep is not just a parable.
# You miss worship one Sunday morning and by 2 o'clock that afternoon you have had a dozen calls inquiring about your health.
# High notes on the organ sets dogs to howling in the parking lot.
# People wonder, when Jesus fed the 5,000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish.
# The final words of the benediction are, Y'all come back now, ya hear!
~~~~~taken from another website
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16 Feb 2008 2:31 PM
.......and here I am. :)
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15 Feb 2008 5:23 AM
Here I am. :)
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14 Feb 2008 7:01 AM
Not a Valentine story.
A old man with LOTS of money, ordered his wife to bury his money with him when he died.
On the day of his closed-casket funeral, when the lid to the vault was in place and the last shovel of dirt was placed over it, she was asked if she had done as he asked.
She said, "Certainly!! I knew I couldn't get it all in there, so I put it in the casket in the form of a check."
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11 Feb 2008 4:27 PM
I missed typing this, but the title went up anyway.
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