20 May 2009 2:01 AM

How sad it is not being a paid member, you receive a wonderful email from someone who thinks your little "pups" are cute and you can't reply to thank them or to ask if they are OK...

I hope everyone finds themselves well and enjoying life, there will always be a better tomorrow,  even if the now feels like h xx l!!

I will check in to see who is "chatting" up a storm tonight LOL

Sweet

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14 May 2009 10:45 AM

I am at work, I know I should be working, have a lot to do, but my heart is not in right now!

I have a window with a great view in my office, and I happen to look out and see an older couple walking on this beautiful morning and they were holding hands, normally I would smile, but for some reason right at this moment it just made me feel sad.

Sad, because I miss holding a loving hand in mine, talking about silly things, laughing for no apparent reason other than the joy of being with that person!

Do I get lonely, of course, what single person doesn't, but life goes on, the sun is shining out my window, the flowers are in bloom, the birds are singing and the couple has moved on, pretty much like life, it moves on!!!!

Someday, maybe I will find someone to hold hands again, and giggle as we walk and feel my heart flutter when we kiss, but until then, I WILL smile when I see an older couple holding hands!!!

Life is beautiful, but I am still a bit sad! 

Sweet

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12 May 2009 2:19 AM

I loved this one, course I love all the jokes my friend Lori sends me, so I have to share, and I've added another one to the end. LOL

My 1 - Day employment:                     

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, 
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,

'No, they ain't  twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice!

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work!

 
Sunday Morning Sex


I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling....

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
Grandmother and comfort  her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
Old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago,  realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when  the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply, in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

Granny paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,

"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

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9 May 2009 12:43 AM

My Friend sent this to me and I wanted to share it with everyone!

Being a Mother!

    Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby! That somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "NORMAL' is history!!
   
    Somebody said if you're a "GOOD" mother, your child will "turn out good."
That somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee!

    Somebody said  "good" mothers never raise their voices.  That somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window!

    Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first!  That somebody doesn't have five children..

    Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books.  That somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears!

    Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery.  That somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for their first day of kindergarten!

    Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.  That somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to the mother's heartstrings!

    Somebody said your mother knows you love her so yo don't need to tell her!  That somebody isn't a mother!

    I am passing this along to all the "mothers",  lots of hugs, love and kisses, and also to everyone who takes care of a child!  Sweet50

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