7 May 2009 5:44 AM

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5 May 2009 5:50 AM

A friend of mine sent this to me, so I wanted to share it:

I don't mind sharing any of my boyfriends, misery loves company.


  MY SIX NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

I am seeing 6 gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed

Then I go to see
John .  SHOULD BE PICTURE OF "TOILET" LOL


Then Charlie Horse comes along,  & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis  shows up & stays the rest of the day.  He doesn 't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint .

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay.

What a life!
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer

and I am thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.   

Now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...  so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and Count your blessings!

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2 May 2009 11:32 AM

I mentioned to my lovely daughters I am a member of O50, they are very supportive and think it's a great for their Mom to talk to so many wonderful people.  I am blessed to have a close relationship with all my children, I have three.

So my middle daughter, Rachel, upon learning that I had joined, sent me these "jokes",  so I had to shared them with you too, so please enjoy and laugh, because we need to laugh ALOT in this life of ours!!!!

The last one is a hoot!

If You Don't Have the Bread of Life You're Burnt Toast!

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has
been broken into.  She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the
dispatcher:  'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal
and even the accelerator!' she cried. 
 
The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' 
 
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard,' he says.  'She got
in the back-seat by mistake.' 
________________________________________________________________   
FAMILY
 
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96 , live in a house together.  One night the
96-year old draws a bath.  She puts her foot in and pauses.  She yells to
the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'  The 94-year-old
yells back, 'I don't know.  I'll come up and see.'  She starts up the stairs
and pauses, 'Was I going up the stairs or down?'  The 92-year-old is sitting
at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters..  She shakes her
head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood .'
She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at
the  door.' 
___________________________________________________________
'I  CAN HEAR JUST FINE!'
 
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March
day.  One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it?'  'No,' the second man
replied, 'it's Thursday.'  And the third man chimed in, 'So am I.  Let's
have a beer ....' 
_____________________________________________________________
OLD  FRIENDS:
 
Now  this one is just too Precious...  !
 
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades.  Over the years, they
had shared all kinds of activities and adventures.  Lately, their activities
had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.  One day, they
were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad
at me.  I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of
your name!  I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it.  Please tell
me what your name is.'  Her friend glared at her.  For at least three
minutes she just stared and glared at her.  Finally she said, 'How soon do
you need to know?' 
_________________________________________________________________   
SENIOR  DRIVING
 
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, ' Ernie, I just
heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.
Please be careful!' 
 
'Heck,' said Ernie, 'It's not just one car.  It's hundreds of them!'   
________________________________________________________________ 
DRIVING
 
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see
over the dashboard.  As they were cruising along, they came to an
intersection.  The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.  The
woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, 'I must be losing it.  I
could have sworn we just went through a red20light.'
 
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light
was red again.  Again, they went right through.  The woman in the passenger
seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned
that she was losing it.  She was getting nervous.
   
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on
through.  So, she turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred, did you know
that we just ran through three red lights in a row?  You could have killed
us both!' 
 
Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving?' 
 
  I hope everyone enjoyed them and no offense to anyone!

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1 May 2009 4:10 AM

I finally found a picture I like!! I normally don't take good pictures, some of us no matter how hard we try, well, you know what I mean LOL 

These two little ones belong to my two daughters, the little white one is called "Maizey" and her sister is called "Olive", yes they are sister! 

Well I hope you like the picture, and I will chat with everyone later...Sweet

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29 Apr 2009 4:33 PM

First let me say "thank you" for all your wonderful comments!  I have three different air conditioning people coming out on Thursday for an estimate on the cost of a new ac.  I will let everyone know just how much my "EX" will have to pay LOL, OK that may me way to happy LOL :) 

But on a much happier note, my son Michael, he is 19, started a new job on Monday, has finally figured out what he wants to do with his life, he has decided to become a teacher, eventually he would love to teach history!  Of course, this may change and he decides to become a mattress tester, but as long as he is happy and makes lots of money, I'm OK with that. (NOT)....but I know he will make a great teacher..

I went to a wonderful wine and cheese party,  given by Lia, so many people stopped by, it was so much fun and I even tasted a little wine, had a whole cheesecake with fresh strawberries all to myself, and the best part of this great party was that I didn't gain an ounce and I was able to finally drink a glass of wine without falling asleep after two sips LOL...Sweet

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