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dawson
04-18-2009, 04:49 AM
You may be a Taliban if:

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You don't use toilet paper, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely transport explosives in your ass.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own and routinely beat at least two.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Thumper133
04-18-2009, 06:07 AM
Perfect! I can almost see Osama Bin Laden rolling his eyes and gritting his teeth right now... lol

Auntie Freda
04-20-2009, 02:29 PM
You may be one of "God's Chosen People" if:

1. You produce wine for a living, but you have a moral objection to sex.

2. You own an umpteen dinar sword, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You don't use toilet paper, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think robes come in two styles - multicoloured and hemless.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against - Philistines, Syrians etc etc .

7. You consider pork dangerous, but routinely slaughter lambs and sit on your ass.

8. You were amazed to discover that slings have uses other than killiing Goliaths defending their homeland.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own and routinely beat at least two.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
Well SAID, Dawson !

dawson
04-20-2009, 07:31 PM
Good example above of the deceptive techniques Auntie Freda uses to make his points. The above quote is not mine. He has taken my post, altered it to blaspheme God, and ended by telling you it's my words. Beware. He plays dirty.

Auntie Freda
04-20-2009, 08:37 PM
I suspect that any normal, rational person could tell that there was no attempt at subterfuge.
One would hardly do so when the original post is just above mine.
Good heavens, lighten UP !

I suppose, if you are really, really DESPERATE to have something to whine about .............
Oh well, whatever floats ya boat.