Why Men Can't Find Anything....

[Spirit]

I think I might of found the reason men can't find anything in the kitchen!
It's because they didn't look! Now wasn't that a brilliant deduction.

Actually, I'm trying to figure out how this board works so got in here and tried it....

If this works....Horray!

[norman]

Spirit the kitchen tries a mans patience. Ever go shopping with a man?? When it comes to looking for things like knives, forks, & spoons we have to hunt for their neat little storage place. Pots & pans share the same planning they go in a particular place we just don't know where that place is. Everything in the kitchen is typically hidden in a cabinet, or drawer then women get antsy about twice a year and move everything to a more convenient place. We don't have time to spend endless minutes looking for what we want.

Were simple and organized. Take notice the TV remote is always on the end table right where we leave it, not hidden under the couch cushions. Beer has its own location in the frige, in plain view no mystery about where it might be. The more organized males even know what the laundry basket is for, but somehow don't understand the idea of why one big load isn't more economical to wash.

That isn't the full explanation but it gives you enough to get a mental picture of how efficient we are.

[Snowden]

I know men are supposed to let the "little woman" do the cooking, but I have found two things odd about that. In the first place, when a man is hungry and the woman isn't there, or if they take turns cooking, he finds what he needs and does a better than expected job of producing a balanced meal. Usually, at least.

Secondly, almost all of the leading chefs in the world seem to be men. Well, I've convinced myself, at least. Stopped cooking unless I happen to be the only one around who is hungry. Since this is extremely rare, I pretty much spend my kitchen time here at the computer. :D

[Usalady]

Husband to wife: I cleaned up the barn and shed and now I can't find a darn thing. Wallaces Farmer.
Sure sounds like me. All I get done any more is play hunt me.